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Poem - Sorry, but...






Sorry...  but…



I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean it.
But that’s how it came out.
I’m sorry
That you reacted that way
And I’m sorry
You escalated matters.

I’m sorry
That I left you out.
I’m sorry
I didn’t respond the way you wanted me to.
I’m sorry
It brought on your depression
And I’m sorry
That I kept up my spirits.

I’m sorry
That you allowed it to take over your life
Because it didn’t take over mine.
Perhaps you should take some responsibility for your reactions
Because I can’t say sorry for that.





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I don't know about you, but I hate it when people say Sorry but.... It negates the apology. If you're going to say But..., don't bother apologising in the first place. 

Maybe that's just me.



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Coming in early December, 

something a little different and perhaps a bit special, a short film I made in 2004, the 17 minute convict drama, Irons.

It's a period piece, set in New South Wales in 1826.

I'm adding a few new audio elements that we didn't have the luxury of at the time.
But it's the same film that played in several International Film Festivals.
I'll hope you'll stick around for it. It was almost a year out of my life and
cost five years of savings. (Probably the reason why I haven't made another since).
=]


Until next week,




Video Poem - Her Teenage Universe


At fourteen...












Voiceover by Marie K at Bellavox Productions.



A big thank you to all involved.
The teens did a great job, under 'embarassing' conditions.


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a new poem,

Sorry... but...

Poem - Ode to a CRAP RAP


oDe  tO  A  cRaP  RaP




Let’s get Down with that
Coz baby you’re the one I wanna tap
Your body was Made in Heaven
Better than 7 -11
I had to steal you off my Bro
But it don’t hurt
If he don’t know.

So I’m writing you this song
Saying Honeyz, you can come along
On my Groovy Train
My package will give you a brain drain.

You are the Mit
To my Baseball Club
Get it? My Club?
Let’s go do da Dub
Step
One Two Three
I look at you Hot and Spicy
And I don’t wanna wee

Ho Bunny, I got it all goin on
So you gotta be strong
If you want make it out
Of my Love Trap
But don’t do that
Be weak
I like my bitches meek
I’ll be your Golden idol
Better than American Idol
I’ll be your Oscar winner
And you can thank me in your speech
After dinner.
Eeek!



So come on sweet nectar
I’ll drink from you, blood and all
Let’s turn out the lights and
Do it against the wall.
You’re so sweet, I’d make love to you in a ditch,
But I’ll give you some satin sheets
Coz chicks like you are for keeps.
I finally found Love
And I didn’t have to pay for it
I can throw away my Glove
Coz Angel Box, You’re da Shit!

So Hop onto my Pole
And we’ll ride into the Sunset.
LOL





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Next week,
Back with a little genuine material,
A new Video Poem,
Her Teenage Universe.


Until then,
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Greatest Written Films - Magnolia



MAGNOLIA (1999) is by the film’s creator own admission, his masterpiece. Something I agree with, though many critics site THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007) as the better film.





Paul Thomas Anderson had such a success with BOOGIE NIGHTS (1997) (and many of the cast return here), that he was given free reign with his next project, an ambitious opus on character with interweaving threads. Initially he wanted a small film, but it literally ‘blossomed’. All of the characters are associated in some way, though their journeys remain uniquely separate, such as the petals of the Magnolia flower. Some of the characters include a nurse played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, a child genius, a TV show host, a wealthy man who is dying (played by Jason Robard’s in his last film role) and a memorable performance by Tom Cruise as Frank T.J. Mackey, a loathsome sexual self-help guru for men. I’m not a fan of Cruise but in this he is hilarious yet tragic. The casting throughout is perfect.




All are in battle with the self. Tortured, isolated, lonely and in search of redemption and yet none seem to realise that they are indeed connected. The film’s other themes are coincidence, set out in the incredible prologue and the implausible made plausible, such as the frog rain. There is nothing more outlandish than real life. These themes are also metaphoric for certain people coming together, such as the cop and the drug addict. Everybody’s searching. Everybody seeks to be noticed. To be understood. This really opened up the scope of small things made grandiose, leading the way to films like CRASH (2004).

Incidentally some have seen the spellbinding frog rain scene, which is incredible and unique in cinema, as a reference to the Bible. Anderson claims it came from a story told to him by Philip Baker Hall who experienced the phenomenon in a storm while driving in Italy. There are various records of this occurring in history (though in heavy rain) but some still struggle with this scene. I find it astonishing.




This is a bold film. There is a scene where the main characters each sing a different part of a song, especially created for the film by Aimee Mann, even though they appear in the scene on their own. This doesn’t happen anywhere else in the piece and takes place in a tense dramatic period. Each of the lyrics relate to the characters own story. Somehow it works. In lesser hands it would have been laughable. I’ve never seen it attempted before or since.


Anderson creates his mosaic from his desire to work with certain actors and even wrote parts especially for them. He went away, isolating himself in a small cabin for two months and came back with this artistic powerhouse, refusing to alter a word. At three hours, it is an amazing labyrinth of angst, suffering, fear, longing and regret tied up in exquisite soul bleeding dialogue. In some ways it is the nephew of NETWORK (1976), a film Anderson showed to the cast before filming, also an ensemble piece centering around a Television show as Anderson also worked on a quiz show before making his foray into film.




Brilliant in direction and acting, the film was nominated for several Academy Awards, including script-writing, but lost to AMERICAN BEAUTY, a good film, but not in the same league. In the same way that THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION (1994) was overshadowed by THE ENGLISH PATIENT at the Oscars, time has revealed the error. This is by far a more complex and artistically successful film. I’ll go as far as saying MAGNOLIA is one of the best American films for the past thirty years, certainly in terms of script. Let’s hope Anderson has many films left in in him yet, though (as he also believes), may never top MAGNOLIA.
  



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Visual Poem - Still Not There.

Still     Not    There.




 Once Valued - Forgotten - Still existing




Search for the Something in Nothing




Heaven and Hell in One




Glory Days




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Something a little different from me this week.
More video poems, film reviews, poetry and news of my writing to come.
Comments and suggestions welcome as always.

Until then,

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Video Poem - Right Here but Not Right Now



Right Here but Not Right Now




This is one of my early Video Poems (Videotry) but it's not been seen publicly until now.
It's more straight forward than some of my others. Sometimes simple is best.

Thanks for dropping by.
Til next week,
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BOTTOMLESS RIVER to be Published....





Fantastic news.
My novella BOTTOMLESS RIVER is to be published in early 2012. I do not have much information at this stage, other than it will be a small print run and will be published in Australia. Let's just throw that word out there again...

... p u b l i s h e d...


aahhhhhh. It's better than a cold beer.




I am thrilled to have a work in print that I can finally share. It's not a novel but it's a good start.

Stay tuned.

Insert big smiley face.




ps. Yes I see the irony following on from my previous post. Where would fiction be without irony? Love it.

A Writer's Greatest Challenge - The odds of getting published.




The odds of getting published.


Are you serious? Those are the odds? How are you supposed to get discovered amongst the piles of the mundane? After all, you love what you’ve written and you know it will make a great read. In fact, it could be a huge success, if only you could get it out there. Right? So you’re doing your research on how to submit to agents or perhaps you’re already on that treadmill, but it’s natural to wonder… what are the odds?

Wendy Keller Media says, ‘Agencies like mine typically reject 99.5% of everything they see. Out of close to 500 queries a month … we invite perhaps 50 proposals for review. Out of that fifty, perhaps one or sometimes two is ready to be delivered to publishers.’

Ouch. That’s more like 99.8%.
Though the key words there are ‘we invite .. 50 proposals for review.’ There are more companies making money ‘helping’ writers than there are writers making money. But the statistics do hold up across the board. The reality is most agencies will only take on one or two new authors a year. Before you become further depressed think of the poor one to two authors who are being dropped. Just when they begin living the dream it’s all over. But that’s a whole other story.




Other figures suggest that it’s more likely 1 in a 1000. Forget the calculator. It's not your friend. The reality is, there isn't' a conclusive study on the amount of submissions made per year. It’s almost impossible to calculate. However the top tier publishers will receive the most submissions, provided they are open to it. More and more will only receive them through a legitimate literary agent. However obtaining an agent is in the same ballpark as securing a publisher. Tough to get one unless you’ve been published. Yes, a vicious cycle and enough to send you into a spin (pun intended).

First time authors will struggle more to get their work out there and publishers will usually only publish a set amount of first time authors. One figure I encountered suggested that a company received 8,000 unsolicited manuscripts and only published four new authors, making the odds 1 in 2,000. That’s roughly twenty two submissions per day or almost three per hour. The days of full time ‘slush pile’ sorters are over. Publishers are forced to do it themselves as well as looking after their clients and all the other work they do, such as writing blogs.




The chances are that your carefully worded query and opening pages will be dismissed within seconds. More than likely, they will not read your work at all. They know what they are looking for and probably aren’t looking at all. It’s terrifying to think of how many gems have slipped through the cracks. More likely gaping chasms.

It is frustrating when we’ve come across books and wondered, how the hell did that get published? A further bit of research suggests that the author is the daughter of an agent, or was a book reviewer or even worked for an agency at some point. A very well-known agent quit to become an author. What I read of the book was mediocre but it didn’t stop it getting published. Which makes you wonder about the material this person once rejected. One writer’s festival I went to had all four panellists reveal that they were published by ‘getting in the back door.’ In other words, through an inside contact.

It’s easy to get cynical and jaded once you've been on the treadmill for a while. You’ll start to downsize your potential publishers and in the process, increase your odds. The smaller publishers receive far less submissions, perhaps only one or two a day. Your odds are still less than 1% but if you want your book to get out there, even if it may only reach a reduced readership, then you’ll do what it takes.

These figures are of course, very subjective and they differ from each publisher. You may hit the right agency at the right time. Take Stephanie ‘Twilight’ Meyer. Her book was no better than a thousand others but she struck a chord at the right time to a young agent at Writers House after only nine rejections and five no answers. She quotes that she has still kept ‘all her rejections.’ Oh Stephanie, you have no idea.




There are a few stories like Meyer’s but there are many thousands of others whom we will never hear of. These are the silent majority. Chances are, this will be you. But if you never try you will never know. Timing and luck are important factors and there’s little you can do about those but you can prepare by researching the agency/publisher you submit to and follow their submission requirements to the letter. Deviating from this will only make them think you’re not professional and dismiss you before they’ve read a word of your work. Ensure your query and beginning pages are the very best you can make them. Assuming of course, that you’ve given your novel/book countless rewrites already. You have to give yourself the best chance so you better make sure it’s better than great. Because if you don’t, others will.

And while you’re doing all this, keep writing. Get working on your next book. Stephen King never got published until his fourth book. It took author Karl Marlantes over thirty years to get his epic Vietnam novel Matterhorn into print. That’s patience. Of course, we are assuming that you’re not a terrible writer and just don’t know it. In which case you will never get published. Unless you decide to self-publish, like hundreds of thousands of others and are prepared for the hard sell. Or perhaps it may be your second or even fifth book to get the job done. And by then you’ll be a much better writer.




And remember; try not to take it personally. It does hurt, but it’s not about you. It’s the industry. It’s just how it is. All niche industry’s such as film and music have many people trying to make their name with very few opportunities. It’s like trying to squeeze a rhinoceros into a fridge. If you knew how difficult it would be you wouldn’t do it.

And yet, no matter what happens or doesn’t happen, no one can take your work away from you. Your book is part of your life’s achievements. You should be proud of yourself. Just remember to leave the rhinoceros out of it.

Good luck. You'll need it. And while it may be a big silly game but one that you want to play, it’s always worth remembering Han Solo's famous quote; ‘Never tell me the odds.’ 






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