WOWO
Wax On, Wrinkles Off
Made
from secret ingredients. However, we can tell you this – it contains real DNA! What
better way to reverse the ageing process than to add real genes to our genius!
The cells within our
bloodstream constantly rejuvenates our skin all the time. We literally have a
new body every year thanks to dying skin cells being replaced with new ones!
What if we could tap into those new cells, replicate it and add to our own ageing
bodies to replenish the stock! Well, now you can! This amazing new cream will
change your life forever.
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| The Proof! |
It’s a little slippery, as
it’s quite oily, but boy oh boy, it does the job! Here’s the trick. And while
it sounds difficult, even a little silly, don’t let it put you off. You simply smear
the oil on the bottom of your feet, then in the most comfortable way possible,
(we find hanging off a couch works best, but if you’re really fit, you may be
able to do it against the wall), then, to the best of your ability, rotate
yourself 180 degrees. We want that oil to disappear into your skin and drain
upwards, towards the brain. The oily properties seep out as they travel
downwards, or in this case, upwards! Your body will literally renew itself from
the feet up, all the way to the top of your head!
Now it will take a while to
get to your face. We won’t lie about that, but if you put in the time, you will
start to see the results. Your ankles will be shining like new in no time!
You can always watch TV or an iPad
upside down. You can even prop a book against a pillow and read. You’ll be surprised
what you can achieve in this position! Some people have even found it rekindles
their libido! We’ll let you use your own imagination on that one as we could be
in breach of some law, but don’t say we didn’t warn you!
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| Not quite what we meant |
Watch
your life be turned upside down, literally, as you fly back in time. Hell,
they’ll be passing you off for a teenager in no time!
The Oil comes in easily
dispensed hand pumps, or you can purchase our automatic super spray. A small
hose connects to a drum and it automatically sprays onto your feet, at intervals
that you control, from one minute, to one hour, so you don’t have to bother
moving at all! We even manufacture our own diapers for those truly ambitious
folks in a hurry to get the job done, so that they don’t have to waste time
walking to the bathroom to get the job done!
WOWO Diapers. They work. He's 48!
When you see the results, you may
even prefer life hanging upside down every available opportunity! If see
someone in a supermarket tilting their head to read labels, guaranteed they’re
20 years older than they look!
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Skin
Can Age Modern. (SCAM)
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