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Increase your Diversity Strength. (Go Woke before you Go Broke.)


(If easily offended, don't read. Post from 2019*).




Worried that you just don’t cut it in the modern world?

Tired of being overlooked because of your skin colour, gender or sexuality? 




Being left out of the employment quotas market?



What you need is…

Diversity Enhancement!


The New World Order can include you too. You just have to change who you are. It’s not as difficult as it sounds.


       If you’re a man, wear a dress. It doesn’t cost much, and it's simple to achieve. 
       Watch people’s eyes light up, but not a word will leave their mouths. 
       No need to worry about being retrenched. Job security guaranteed!
       (Also great for nightclub cred).



Starter Package for the
Fiscally Non-Diverse


           Face painting is out. The ol' Black Face is considered racist. (White face is okay). The Next Best Thing to being black, is going brown.  You can claim you’re from any background then. Or even mixed race. In fact, you won’t have to state where you’re from at all. People will be too scared to ask. And as we know, possessing Diversity means more Power. Bathe in the Silence! 
  



'I am not white!'  -  New Native


Come along to our new, Enhanced Tanning Salon. You can get that all over look for that crucial job interview, or even a first date. 



Once you give up white, you'll be reeling in the big bites!


His New Street Cred.
He told his friends he had a 'Soul Sister' for a girlfriend.
His online business doubled overnight.


          Would you prefer a more permanent solution? You need the Diversity Enhancer Double Strength! You can go the whole hog and get your skin laser treated! Or if that’s too intense for you, we have special Diversity Medication you can go on. It worked for Michael Jackson. It can work for you too!



He was ahead of his time. He just went the wrong way.



While not as effective as skin alterations, you can always claim you’re 2% Indigenous/African /Indian/Native etc. Who are they to know? Many have gotten away with it. So can you! You can identify as a man or a woman too for that matter. Whatever suits the occasion. Better still, go Gender Neutral and beat the odds! It's all the craze!  




From White Shite to Future Bright! He now has a girlfriend! (His first in 19 years!)


If those situations sound a little daunting, here’s an easy one. You can claim you’re bi-sexual. It’s the most non-intrusive of all. Or just go the whole hog, as we like to say here at Diversity International, and say you’re Gay or Lesbian. Who are they to know? Will they follow you to your bedroom? Does what you get up behind closed doors impact on your job? Of course not. But stating it on your job application can put you at the front of the queue! Remarkable!




After thirty-three months unemployed, (since the Warehouse got rid of them in favor of cheap immigrant labor), all three got jobs at WalMart! 
(Provided they wear their dresses)



Build your Diversity Strength Today.
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Even straight, white, conservative people. 

(jokes - you guys are fucked). 


Political Correctness: Demanding tolerance through intolerance! 


Coming soon, get your Doctorate in Wokeology!
Take the whole family to the New Woke Wally World!

The Future looks bright! 
(For some. The rest slide into darkness).




Read about The Brexit Solution (as of Nov. 19)
The Spontateous Stiffies
The Joys of Going to a Climate Change Rally
Bill Cosby's Super Cocktail Wallbanger
Smart Phone Zombies in Night of the Living Smombies.


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*This post was written in 2019. What was satire then, is policy now. 

A guy I was working with that year went for a job interview at the ABC. He's in a wheelchair. When he rolled into the interview, (his words), their eyes lit up. He knew immediately that he had the job, before a word was uttered. He thought it was hilarious. He got that job. As far as I know, he's still there. Good luck to him. It's just a small example. The point being I suppose, that the same people calling for inclusion are guilty of discrimination. The message is simple. Don't discriminate against anyone. Skill and experience should be the first consideration. 



6 comments:

  1. I know you are only trying to point out problems with the trendiness of woke culture, but a couple of things need to be pointed out. Like the images of Stan Grant. In his early years on TV they probably used make-up to make him whiter, and the picture of him as a kid, is black and white and a bit faded, so it doesn't really show how black he is. Then there is your claim that diversity helps in getting a job, tell that to anyone with a disability. Australia has one of the worst rates of employment of people with disabilities in the world. That guy in the wheelchair you mention, was perhaps lucky as the ABC was looking to diversify its workforce at the time. Although there are also many factors why the Indigenous Australians have a massive unemployment rate as compared to non-indigenous, anti-diversity in employment seems to be a problem with them. And in the Media, while it was a few decades ago that I worked for Prime Television in Albury, I had just left employment in Sydney at TAFE and I was staggered when I got to Prime at the total lack of diversity. All white anglo, no Asians, no Greeks/Italians, no Indigenous Australians.

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    1. Thanks for commenting Graham. I could make a case for every point but no purpose in arguing. I'll simply say that there is no basis for discrimination no matter what may or may not have happened decades ago. You've actually surprised me a little bit here as I thought you would be against discrimination not supporting it. Woke culture is discrimination.

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  2. I am against discrimination. People with disabilities, people of colour, people with different sexual preferences, ageism, all face discrimination in Australia. I am not against them being given a far go.

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  3. Woke culture is just a label, like elitists, bogan, etc, it means nothing in the end, just a label, and like all labels they are used to "other" people in attempt to deny them a point of view.

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  4. This is hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
    No offense taken here, Anthony.
    I know your mind and heart.

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