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Spontaneous Stiffies - The not so hidden Problem

(Not for the overly sensitive + those offended by shadows.)

The not so hidden Problem - Climb onboard!

Please support this worthy cause.

In today's world with so many crying out for attention, it's almost understandable that some causes are overlooked. But we know you're the caring type. Like you, we can't passively sit still in silence. In fact, that statement alone is part of the problem. (Passively sit still).

The Problem.

It's a well known fact, for almost half the world's population, yet it's simply not talked about. Why? Believe it or not, it's deemed controversial. Hard to fathom in this day and age when everyone is accepted, even encouraged, to step forward and be noticed. You name, it's accepted. But not this.

Why not?

The Actual Problem.

Let's not beat around the bush any longer. Which is also part of the problem. The bush. Or the concept of the bush. Male or female. Whatever one's preference, is rather irrelevant. We are talking about a spontaneous event. One that can be so embarrassing, to be almost cataclysmic in nature. Especially for teenagers. (Cringeworthy memories).

Let's not sweep it under the carpet any longer.
You know it's coming. (And with a little encouragement, that could be the result).

The Spontaneous Erection.

Hey umpire, he got stiffed!

Standing to Attention!

In the classroom.
The dining room.
The cafeteria.
The church.
The shower.
The bus stop.
The office.
The newsagent.
The sporting event.
The chicken shop.
The wedding.
The funeral.
The kid's birthday party.
The visit to Grandma.
The interview.
The public speech.

Can you imagine this horrendous situation happening to you, when you want it least?
B a N g. !

Doesn't matter what YOU want. It's forced upon you. That's True Inequality.

See the prejudice? Leave the poor knob alone!

Let's bring compassion to these poor souls. (God knows, I was one of them).

Are all males perverts? Paedophiles? Sickos?
For God's sake. Understand the pain. It's a curse! They didn't ask for it, nor more than a woman asks to bleed every month. (I love my period. I'm red and I'm proud). See?

No more judgement!

End the shame!

And free the knob!

Third place; a bit stiff not to win.

'Damn, I can never unsee that.'

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