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Bill Cosby's Super Cocktail Secret!

You’ve heard of The Harvey Wallbanger.

Now we can present The Cosby Bedbanger!

Got my eye on you!

One sip and you’ll have 

the best sleep ever.

You’ll wake up 

feeling somehow 

different, but you can’t 

quite put your finger 
on why.

Before you know it you’ll be performing 

real quotes from the  Cosby Show with 

such lines as… "If anybody hits her, it'll be

 an improvement,” and “You can 'walk' 

your sister... down to my 

room and get her cleaned up!”

       You may even break out into song. 

          "Hey Hey Hey! It’s Hooorny Albert!"

Once you try his black, you'll never leave his sack!

You’ll spontaneously break into tears without knowing why! 

The Cosby Bedbanger!

It’ll knock your socks off!

(pants too!)

Where's that handgrip? Hey Hey Hey!

Original '60's album. Why didn't we see the clues?  

I came across this at a Salvation Army Depot. If I'd had a dollar I would have bought it. 
(I lie. I had a dollar. It wasn't worth it).

Being serious now, if this man was not a celebrity he would have already been jailed for fifty years.

It's sickening.
Same with Rolf Harris.
Same with Cardinal George Pell.
And all the rest.

What a insult to his victims.

Back to something more positive next post.

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