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Two men and a half dog - Based on a true story




Two men and a half dog

A flash fiction



It’s late afternoon but still pushing 35 degrees. At least in his unit. The balcony door is shut. He can’t afford aircon and his small fan only manages to rearrange the heated air. He can manage a decent draft if the kitchen window and the door work together. But that’s not often is it? That little barky carpet roll is at it again. Fuck knows why this time. A bird, a plane, a friggin fly fart. Sweat pours down his back. His balls are itchy. The TV is loud but it makes no different. He can’t get the dog out of his head.

John is patient, sorta but everyone has their limits. It was the same with his ex-wife. She pushed him to the edge. Pity coz living in a house was nice. Only families can afford houses. Now he has to share a crummy unit block with a bunch of druggies and old degenerates. Which is no bloody place for a dog!


He knows what to say. He’s rehearsed it many times over. Not that he hasn’t made a complaint or said things before. He’s no bloody wimp. But sometimes you have to bite your tongue, you know, for neighbourly conducts, or whatever. That’s why it pisses him off so much. The fact the Walter doesn’t share the same attitude. Why should John be the one to suffer?

He lumbers with determination to his front door and out into the hallway. He feels like his favourite hero in The Alamo, John Wayne. He paces to the next unit, number seventy three, exactly ten more than he in years.  No point being a pussyfoot. Or pussy. Whatever.

He bangs repeatedly.

‘Piss off John.’

‘I’m not pissing off! I coulda come over here heaps of times lately and I haven’t!’

‘You’ve caused enough trouble mate.’

‘Open the door ya gutless mongrel!’

There’s a pause but John knows the coward angle will work.

The door opens. Walter has a look that says there’s a line in the sand boyo and you better not cross it.

A breeze flows past John. He can see that Walter’s balcony door is open. ‘Must be nice to have fresh air hey?’

‘What the hell you want John?’

‘I’m not going away this time.’ It seems neither is in a mood for another pointless roundabout argument. This time it’s a battle. Or a war. Or somethin’. 

John pushes past Walter. ‘Where’s that yappy mutt? I’m gunna kick its bloody head in!’

Walter is taken off guard but despite being smaller and six years older is not about to let a poofter push him around. Even if John isn’t a poofter, he enjoys calling him one. ‘Get out ya old poofter!’

He follows John into the kitchen. The dog is hiding behind the wooden blue kitchen table that Walter has owned since 1982. As John approaches the dog runs, avoiding the stranger’s wrath.

‘Get here ya little shit bag!’ John shoves the chair aside just as Walter reaches him, seizing his arm. The men grapple.

‘Poofter!’

‘Stupid bastard!’ John double palms Walter’s chest who staggers backwards, almost tripping.

John powers out of the kitchen in pursuit, determined to keep said mutt quiet once and for all. It had run onto the balcony where it causes all the damage. No wonder John felt like it lived in his head. It’s favourite haunt was only a few metres from John’s couch. All those bloody stress brains. Or migraines. Or whatever.

John blocks the balcony door. The dog can’t get past him. ‘Gotchya!’ A sense of righteous surges up from his gut. It’s lustful hate, come home to roost.

The dog knows the man means it harm. It backs against the wall, baring its tiny sharp teeth.

‘No more barkin’ ya filthy carpet rat! I’m gunna shut you up for good!’ John takes a big step forward and lifts his foot.

Walter tackles, more like falls onto John, who tips sideways against the railing. In an instinctive reaction John grabs Walter but topples over the railing regardless, taking Walter with him.

The dog takes creeping steps, slips its head through the slim metal bars, gazing at the two inert figures seven stories below.

For once, it is silent.




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I read about two men fighting in a unit. One died. They were mates. 
Tragic but true.


Next post,

A new entry in a new series, Best 0f 2012 music tracks,
More poetry coming
plus an entry in the series on Greatest Written Films.

Until then,

Cheers


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Best songs of 2012 #1



I’m passionate about film and music, call it an obsession, and yet you wouldn’t know it with my blog. You would of course know that I am a writer, a poet and that I make videos. I’m a father and step-father too and it encompasses my every day, particularly with my two year old Tilly, who I look after pretty much full-time. I could easily blog about her and other family issues as there are a lot of women doing it, mummy bloggers as they are called (terminology which they apparently hate). I’m sure there is space for the male point of view and perhaps I should but I want to maintain the focus on my writing. Even I have to admit though, that posting a poem a week isn’t enough. I need to diversify.



Tilly in dad's shirt.


This week I posted a video on my Facebook page, denigrating the current craze of Gangam Style. I have no problem with the occasional bit of frivolous fun but the popularity of this piece of dorky finicky fluff makes my skin boil. At the time of writing it’s over half a billion views. Yep, 530 million different pc’s have viewed this inane twaddle. It shits me. Okay? I’ve said it. And I said it on Facebook.




Someone disagreed with me, calling me judgemental. Perhaps that’s true, yet so many decent bands and songs are overlooked by the populace who are obsessed with trite rubbish. 50 Shades of Grey anyone? Where is the justice? I said as much in my response. I was also accused of not listening to new music, as though that was the only reason I didn’t like it. I took offence to that as I’m more modern than most people my age, including my teenage step-kids. It’s not a try-hard fallacy; it’s the way I am. I’ve always been interested in popular culture, whether it is music or film yet I’m still discerning. It wasn’t a conscious decision but my interest never changed as I got older. I still seek out new music. I’m a creative person and I need that fresh stimulus. Some say no input, no output. It’s all linked together somehow. It’s best not to analyse it too much.

I also hear from older people that there is no good music anymore. I agree that there is a lot of crap around, especially in the past decade or so. Yet decent music is still out there, you just have to invest a bit of time searching.

So between now and the end of 2012 I’ll be posting some of the tracks released this year that I enjoyed. I like varying styles as you will see. There is no order and some songs weren’t available on youtube. I’ll try and keep to about ten. This will be in addition to my normal weekly posts. 


My Head is an Animal


Of Monsters and Men are a new band from Iceland. Their debut album is brilliant. Every track is a winner. It would make a great Christmas present. For you!











The poems, video poems, stories and film reviews will continue. But expect something new every now and then. It’s time for a shakedown.

Next post is a new short story I promised, Two men and a half dog.


Video poem - Serrated, are the lies




Forgiveness is rarely sought by the guilty.






(If you can't see the video above, find it HERE)


History


This poem was written purely as a straight poem towards the beginning of 2012. In May I came across submission guidelines for an audio poem through Overland (wankers). I made an audio version of this poem and another one, City, heat over water. Though the content is the same, I narrated it. The backing soundtrack was also very different to what appears here.

Unfortunately it was rejected. So was the other one.

I submitted it to two other publications as a straight poem. You can guess it's fate. There are many reasons for rejection. Not suitable for the publication, the wrong style, etc. And I'm not yet a name so the unknowns are the first to go. Personally I think it has merit but didn't want to subject it to the usual turnstile of submitting.  It doesn't mean I gave up. I have dozens of poems out at the moment, including the other one I mentioned. For some reason I wanted to make a video poem out of it. So here it is. 




(By the way, Pinocchio was the first film I ever saw at the cinema. Needless to say, it wasn't first run or second or third, but it did make me a little scared of lying). (As I type this, my two year old is watching Ponyo, a Japanese updated version of Pinocchio. What does it all mean?)



Coming soon,

A short story, Two men
An addition to the series Greatest Written Films
An essay on Show vs Tell in Fiction
and of course, more poetry. 



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Poem - Spirit Sounds






Spirit sounds


The music begins to play
And I die inside

I’m outside myself
Higher than ever before
And that’s how it once felt
When an emotional song
Made me soar in the dark
And weep in the light.



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Isn’t that a good thing
to saviour a simple and brief moment
with intensity
and it affects me now
just as much as twenty years ago
or maybe not
as it's blurred through the layers.


I'm thankful anyway
As no one likes to know it’s over
And unlike before
When I dreamt of brighter tomorrows
I’ll be happy enough with a tomorrow.








Next post,
A video poem, serrated are the liesa more experimental piece, at least in terms of video production and the second last video for 2012.


Coming in November, a new short story, Two men and a half dog, based loosely, but poignantly on a real event.


Until then, 
take care


and I don't mean that in a flippant way
there's enough disingenuity out there already

Okay?

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Poem - It’s a balls life



This week I went to the monthly Sydney poetry night at the Friend in Hand in Glebe and decided to try something a bit different. Live crowds seem to respond better to more amusing works and given that it was Grand Final weekend just gone, I thought I'd try something along those lines.

Here it is, for better or worse.
(More than likely worse but taking yourself seriously too much can get a bit dull).






It’s a balls life

It’s a full football weekend
two grand finals in two days
There’s more testosterone than a school of speeding seals
In an ice cave brothel
Children are bearing pointed teeth with ripped flesh
Women are sprouting hair like Sasquatch
Brazilians reversing in an Evil Dead forest scene in triple time.


Collingwood fan


Trees tainted by taunts…
Skies sandwiched by streamers
Blue white and red left ripped with roars
Cover your ears, or be gnawed by boars.


Infamous NRL Grand Final bite.

There’s got to be an analogy in here somewhere of balls
There’s enough of those oval shapes to spice up soup for an cannibal army
Goalposts pointing to the sky like penises
Primed for pumping
Try’s eclipsed
By testicular ticklers
Eulogy’s written by managers of losing teams
Comparing death and sacked nations to the injustice of the play
It’s just a game
No its fucking not!

AFL 2012 Grand Final - Sydney vs Hawthorn

Umpires more evil than a pinched prostate
Rhetoric flows thicker than a politician’s poo
The blows in sweep in like it’s part of their job
Thus, A blow job
The cup floweth over
Ah
Don’t go there.

No more testing the troops with testes
Let it lie
Flaccid and forlorn
There’s always a loser
In love and in footy
And if balls aren't your thing
There’s always next year’s
Fishing trip.

But I ain't writing that one.


NRL Melbourne Storm fans




Another semi amusing poem I wrote turned out better so I might try and submit it around before I share it here.

This week I had a rejection from The New Yorker. It amused me really as I won't ever get published there. It's just not me. Yet the story I submitted is a good one and a world away from this poem. I suppose I did it almost as a joke, but it's still nice to be validated (I think) even if it was a brief form email that I waited three months for.

There were other rejections and submissions this week. And that's just how it rolls.


Hope you have a nice week.