Were you screwed over by your ex?
Want some old fashioned pay back?
Or simply mess their up lives for the sheer hell of it.
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And shred their fucking miserable, sad ass lives and rue the day they ever did you wrong.
Want revenge, but not sure how? Here are some tips.
Fuck up their new relationship.
Destroy their online reputation.
Trash their car.
Trash their home.
Create a false claim so that they are fired (or at least make their position untenable).
And make them literally unemployable ever again!
Empty out their bank account!
Smear their name so badly that even their own family members won't want to know them!
Give their pet a permanent injury.
That's just for starters.
Want them to have a little accident with stairs?
Don't worry. We don't do murder. Let's just say, it's nothing a stint in hospital won't fix.
We'll provide updates. Photos, videos, screenshots of their social media accounts, with a ton of hate directed at them, revealing the true agony of their Wrecked Life.
Meanwhile, you'll be in Heaven! Loving every minute.
All from the (responsibility free) comfort of your own home.
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Worried about repercussions?
Our data software prevents anyone from tracking us. Bit hard to find us when we're based in the Galapagos Islands! That's what our VPN says. Wink. Wink.
Our undercover agents will do all the nasty shit so you don't have to worry about the law! They are undetectable. No camera will ever be able to recognise them because they wear fake faces, that are so authentic, you could be talking to one and you wouldn't even know it. They even have special skin like gloves so there's no fingerprints. It's a win-win!
Let's be honest... There's nothing more satisfying than revenge.
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Ps. That YouTube gig I mentioned last week. Freelance writing. I started this week. Finally, some good news to share. The money is very low so I'll still be doing my normal work. It's just nice to be a part of something.
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