You’ve heard of The Harvey Wallbanger.
Now we can present The Cosby Bedbanger!
|Hey, hey hey! I got my eye on you!|
One sip and you’ll have
the best sleep ever.
You’ll wake up
different, but you can’t
quite put your finger
Before you know it you’ll be performing
real quotes from the Cosby Show with
such lines as… "If anybody hits her, it'll be
an improvement,” and “You can 'walk'
your sister... down to my
room and get her cleaned up!”.
You may even break out into song.
"Hey Hey Hey! It’s Hooorny Albert!"
The Cosby Bedbanger!
It’ll knock your socks off!
Once you try his black, you'll never leave his sack!
|Where's that handgrip? Hey Hey Hey!|
(Update : Sept '18. Cosby has just been jailed. His three year sentence is a joke. Celebrity status still rules. He won't serve that long either. That's part of the tragedy. Ask O.J.)