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2018 Best New Talent - Short and Sweet Festival Sydney
2014 Pushcart Prize nominee. (more)

Books: Eclectic story collection Pseudo Stars out now!

Poem - Ode to a CRAP RAP

oDe  tO  A  cRaP  RaP

Let’s get Down with that
Coz baby you’re the one I wanna tap
Your body was Made in Heaven
Better than 7 -11
I had to steal you off my Bro
But it don’t hurt
If he don’t know.

So I’m writing you this song
Saying Honeyz, you can come along
On my Groovy Train
My package will give you a brain drain.

You are the Mit
To my Baseball Club
Get it? My Club?
Let’s go do da Dub
One Two Three
I look at you Hot and Spicy
And I don’t wanna wee

Ho Bunny, I got it all goin on
So you gotta be strong
If you want make it out
Of my Love Trap
But don’t do that
Be weak
I like my bitches meek
I’ll be your Golden idol
Better than American Idol
I’ll be your Oscar winner
And you can thank me in your speech
After dinner.

So come on sweet nectar
I’ll drink from you, blood and all
Let’s turn out the lights and
Do it against the wall.
You’re so sweet, I’d make love to you in a ditch,
But I’ll give you some satin sheets
Coz chicks like you are for keeps.
I finally found Love
And I didn’t have to pay for it
I can throw away my Glove
Coz Angel Box, You’re da Shit!

So Hop onto my Pole
And we’ll ride into the Sunset.

Next week,
Back with a little genuine material,
A new Video Poem,
Her Teenage Universe.

Until then,