Want people to listen to you? Do you need attention? We've got the solution!

 

Are you feeling left out? Unwanted?

Tired of being ignored?

*(Special offer for NSW residents at end)

Wait! We bring you... 

Attention Guaranteed!

Brand New Offer, just in. 

For a mere $10, we will provide you with 100 Victim Points.

Once you're a Vict-im, you'll be a Shoe-In!

With those Points, you are guaranteed likes 👍 prayers 🙏 and crying emojis. 😢

Sympathetic comments like, 'I’m so sorry to hear…’ and 'Reach out anytime,' and 'Is there anything we can do for you?'

Secure your place at the front of the supermarket queue. 

(Medical centres included for an extra $5)

One guaranteed job interview! Wow! Relay your sob story and climb to the top!

People will sit quietly and listen to your sad ass story, even though they’ve heard all of your needy whining before.

For an extra $20, we will provide photographic evidence of how you’ve been victimised. Our trained actors will give you a staged scenario that will deliver the kudos and validation you’re so desperately (and continuously) seeking!

Watch your popularity rise! No one can criticise a victim!

Oh, give her a job.

Become a member and accrue Victim Points. Soon, you’ll own you’re own Diversity Gold Card. Priceless! You won't matter if you're white, straight or male. You’ll be a Top Tier member of society in no time!

If you've got the trifecta, sorry but you're pretty much fucked. Unless...

For a $1000 you can get the Biden Booster! Yep. You'll get the Senility Ticket! 50% discount on diapers! Doors will open and tears will flow. It ain't cheap but Kabul wasn't built (or given up), in a day. 

Oh sorry. It was.

Join Victims R Me today!

When having a Whine, can be a Goldmine! 

* (For NSW residents). In conjunction with the NSW Government we are offering Whine & Dine Vouchers. Get a 50% discount on a meal. Once there, just starting bitching about the Opposition and get a Free Drink! 

Everyone's bitching about someone anyway. Now you can be rewarded for it! 

Play the victim and our roaming violinist while serenade you! Openly cry and we'll organise the entire restaurant to sigh in sympathy together.  'Oohhhhhhh.'

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My Books

Open to suggestions on what content you'd like to see, or what you prefer. Currently it's a mix of poetry, videos, satire, the occasional story, Famous After Death series and updates on new books. 

Hope this finds you in a reasonable place.

Peace