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Make real money at home! Just one catch.(adult content)

Online pornography sites have seen a 3235% rise in subscriptions. They are putting out a call for new content. They are literally begging for it. All you need is a phone and a connection and you too can be a porn star!

Couples. Get busy. They want you!

Do the Corona Shuffle.

Stuck at home on your own? Hey, there’s a market for that too. 
Basically anything you can think of, someone wants to see it!

Making your bed naked?

Making your toast while scratching your naked butt? 

Scratching your balls while watching TV may be boring, but that’s heaven to some folk.
(Some people are weird).

(And no, leave your pets out of it you pervert).

You can even film yourself sleeping. And get paid!

(In the nude of course. People aren’t that bored.)

Home alone?
No problem. Get creative! Get an accessory!

(If you don't have anything, see what's in the fridge.)


Susan 33, has been in lockdown alone. "I tried it. It was so easy. I didn't get embarrassed because there was no else there! Suddenly my bank account is filling up! Incredible!
I have had a lot of cars driving past my house lately, but apart from that, it's not creepy at all!"

David and Marion 40's: "She's been avoiding sex with me for months. But when I suggested this option, she realised she could get money from it, and shut me up at the same time! Our sex life has never been better. Hell, she even talks to me now without called me a fat, lazy son-of-a-bitch. It's a win-win!"

Make real money from home. It’s never been easier!

And get famous in the meantime! 

(For all the wrong reasons).

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You film it. We'll stream it. Flabby bits and all.

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