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An IN-sane New Game from the makers of Pokeman Go! Crazy!!!

Pokeman Go 2!

PokeYourMum Bro!

Follow your mum around and when she's not expecting it, Poke her!

Never too young to play!   Kid's got style!

The More Pokes the More Points!

Bonus Points if you avoid a whack across the head or
be pelted by her flying shoe.

Super Bonus if You Poke her in her sleep
or in the Shower!

Rheeek!! Rheeek!! Rheeek!!

Pokeman Pundits

'Pokeman so cute! Me so horny.' - Kim Jong-Un

Had a Good Score going until this...

I lost my legs but I got a Pikachu!

Coming soon  - PokeYourSelf Yo!

War? What War? Leave us alone. We've got a game to play.



'Pokeman GO a no-no yo.' - Santa

'Hey can we re-program Pokeman to lead the Mexicans into the ocean? 
Save me building that freaking wall.' - Donald Trump

'If only terrorists were a bit more selective.'  - Obama

'We can dope Pokeman Players. No one will ever know.'  - Putin.


  1. Laughed at some of the pictures. The one with the sheep sums up what I know about the craze. I've heard it mentioned quite a bit in the media but haven't bothered to read up on it. Fancy spending all your free time being told what to do. No doubt it will be massive in Australia, a land full of sheep (and I'm not talking about the ones covered in wool). Pauline Hanson supporters would love playing it, if they could figure out how to turn it on.

    1. Pauline Hanson haha.
      Sheep alright.
      Well you're lucky Graham. In Sydney they are everywhere, like hordes of ants, but really dumb ones. Kids playing it is understandable but adults? Man. Get a life!

  2. That was REALLY good Anthony! Love the comparison with the sheep. The amazing thing to me, is that it is all about NOTHING! (I wish I'd invented it)


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