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Top Songs of 2018 - No's 10 - 6

Top Songs of 2018 

A great year for women. 4 out of these 5 are female artists. There has been a big push in that direction over the last couple of years, and it's paying off. All great songs. What will the Top 5 bring?

No. 10

No. 9

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No. 6

Pain Meme - Plus a non-book extra!

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This little extra didn't make the cut because it had similiar themes to other poems before it.

Otherwise there's nothing wrong with it.
I hope you like it.

Tainted Global Footprints 

He stands at the edge 
Barely out of view 
Yet able to see all 
Especially what he is 
Not a part of. 

With smooth blonde locks 
She parades without an awkward pose 
Advertises, without a unflattering angle 
Yet not aware of the intrinsic 
Individualistic nature 
Of the audience. 

Only that they are there 
And they will always be there 
At least, 
So she believes  
In this moment. 

One receives little 
Observes the panorama 
Bleeds the spectrum. 

The other takes all 
Aware of shreds only 
And not the bloody trail 
Least of all, 
The cost of the human footprint. 

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Sexiest Literature of all Time...? (warning adult content)

Sexiest Literature of all Time... or Fornication Farce?  

I just realised, as I began writing, that you're not going to believe me.

It was my birthday recently and my lovely Auntie asked me if I wanted a book. I said don't worry but she insisted. Nicely of course. So I went on a hunt of Best of lists to see what was out there.
I came across this post. Naturally I had to investigate.

I don't know whether to phuck you or pluck you...

This wasn't created by some shitty blogger ... but by Esquire Magazine, published in March 2017.

I'll save you the trouble of going through the list but as I read their text grabs from each book my mouth gaped in horror. Not at the language or so called eroticism, but at how badly written it is.
Take note, each line is from a different book. Here we go:

Even dead, Drenka gave him a hard-on; alive or dead... He came on her grave many nights.

She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate.

Had the same effect on me

For a moment he had an impulse to embrace her. He had a stronger impulse to beat her

He knew all sorts of expert angles, his hands never fumbling, going over my whole body, pressing the hair up and off the back of my head, giving an extra hip shove, as if to say There."


Dean comes—it's like a hemorrhage

(By the way, none of the books in this dodgy list are what I would call classics. Fanny Hill is a classic. Lolita. Tropic of Cancer etc.)

When he enters her, when this throbbing, cyclamen-headed, silken, apoplectic fifth limb of his reaches as near to her center as her pelvis will allow, he, in it, will be returning, she believes, to the origins of his desire.

 ...looking him straight in the eye, she insisted she had not had an orgasm even though the rug was fairly dripping with it."

Her muscles were rigid and she held her breath. Ribcage turned into two parallel rollercoaster tracks. 

Her slick firm body was shameless yet did not reveal, as her more virginal intercourse once had done, the inner petals drenched in helpless nectar."

"Jerk after jerk of Jason's artisanal come filled her rejoicing twathole. 'Now quick, hop on this cockbranch.' 

You're going to say Octopussy aren't you...

And now we'll come to you.
(Terrible I know but couldn't resist).



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