Service Announcement Saviours
Your standard Sydney train experience
Customers, please allow other passengers to disembark from the train before entering. Thank you.
Customers, please keep back from the yellow line when trains are approaching. Thank you.
Customers please watch out for trips, slips and falls. Help us keep you safe.
Customers, please keep your bags off the seats.
Customers, if you are feeling unwell, do not risk it. Get off at the next station. Staff will be there to assist you.
Customers, please keep your shoes off the seats.
Please do not sit on or obstruct the stairways.
The train on this platform is now due to depart. Please stand clear.
Customers on Platform __. The next train will not be stopping on this platform. Please stand clear.
Customers please stand back from opening doors.
If you notice a suspicious package, please do not touch it. Report it to station staff.
Passengers, for safety, please take extreme care. Surfaces may be slippery when wet.
Customers, please do not keep the doors open with your hands. Help us keep you safe.
Customers, you do not have to use your brain while on this train. Help us keep you retarded.
(George Orwell continues to roll in his grave, clutching his splitting sides).
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